Comedy, parody and AU

Request from robokop: The three main ladies of the first game, all in the same room.

   As Nathanial witnesses the death of his ship a new puzzle springs to life and a renewed quest for vengence begins.

   Even as the Sith die, the galaxy teeters on the edge of Oblivion. And Nathanial can feel the great darkness beyond calling out to him...

   ...whispering Malak's name.

The woman pulled her five year old daughter by the hand through the lower city of Taris.  The girl was still groggy from sleep having only been yanked from her bed a few minutes ago.  As they ran however she grew more aware of her mothers anxiety and tension and the foreboding that seemed to permeate the area.... 
There was an ear splitting boom and the scream of metal tearing.  The last thing Jinx saw was the shards of wall and door flying into the room before something very heavy collided with her head and blackness engulfed the world.

Keelan and the gang make a risky alliance in hopes to escape Taris.

Trapped beneath Revan, Tol-Mar seeks a way to escape.

Five years after the destruction of the Star Forge, and Revan has been hiding with Carth and their daughter from Sith remnants. Post-KotOR AU.

The Sith officer turned his rifle to the Duros now, who fell into a terrified silence. “That’s how we Sith deal with smartass aliens! Now you get up against the wall before I lose my temper, again!”

Keelan and Jake finally find each other, but the meeting doesn't go the way he expected...

After the destruction of Malachor V, the Ebon Hawk lands on Dantooine for repairs and farewells. No comedy or parody, but ends on an upbeat. Closure after the rather abrupt ending in KOTORtsl

In the depths of space the last Sith Fleet runs for its life, pursued relentlessly by the triumphant forces of the Republic.

Looking out across the stars Captain Nathanial Bronson, commander of the Sith Dreadnaught Goliath swears vengeance for their defeat. But not against the Republic, or the Jedi, but against Malak!

He has a plan, he has the drive and he will see Malak pay for his betrayal.

   But then things never work out quite as they should...

Another piece of Avatar/KOTOR art.

Someone was subverting the swoop garage security matrix from a nearby terminal!

“What the...” Phlinch stared shock at the five people crowded around the terminal in question. Phlinch wasn't surprised that the infiltrators could subvert the Vulkar security matrix, it was older than dirt and easy to slave. He was just shocked to find that he could name three of the five people. The whiny waitress from upstairs, Mission Vao—the Beks' favorite mascot, and her furry protector, Zaalbar.

“Obviously, they're here for the accelerator,” Phlinch muttered under his breath. “Gadon Thek. Might'a known the old Bek wouldn't take Brejik's thievin' lying down.”

"What, you scared of Wookiees or something?" she asked Seth.

"Nah, I ain't scared of those guys. Unless they're rabid."

In another Time...

  In another Place...

  On another plain of Existence.

On the Outer Rim world of Peragus, Jedi Exile David Repner meets his future best friend, someone seemingly small and insignificant, about to turn his world upside down...

Five years after the destruction of the Star Forge, and Revan has been hiding with Carth and their daughter from Sith remnants. Post-KotOR AU.

Small, green, hopping things are annoying enough, but a certain Evaline Swift has a different way of coping with the little anklebiters.

"Y'know, Lire, the first time you made that cake, it was like to kill us all." "That was years ago, Canderous, and you know as well as I that the only reason it turned out badly was that Jolee didn’t have any cocoa.  The Ebon Hawk’s galley wasn’t that well-stocked . . ."  This is the story of Lire's attempt at baking a chocolate cake to surprise Carth on his birthday.  Somehow, it always seems as if the galaxy's problems stem from cake.

Carth spoke, "I think you were right in that interrogation Saul, the Republic holds no future for me any more. Am I too late to sign up with the Sith?"

Duel between the Sith'ari and Revan.

“If you lose everything as well as your emotional attachment to those things, was it ever really lost?”

Viza didn’t move from her bed. Perhaps she realized she didn’t have the strength to stand just yet. “I guess I owe you my life,” she said quietly. “Thanks.”

Nirubu yawned.

An AU fic of the unthinkable: the Republic loses the Mandalorian War. Told from the perspective of Carth Onasi.

Not everyone can dance, and not everyone should.

You know how people feel the need to do the game plot over with their own original twists? Yeah, I’m doing that. F!Revan and M!Revan – you’ll see.

The Republic is dying.

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Chapter two of Dark and Light United. The showdown between Jedi and Sith begins. But could there possibly be a worse enemy lying in wait?