Republican Rhapsody
REVAN
Is this my true life,
Is this just fantasy?
CARTH
We're stuck on Taris
No escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.
MISSION
I'm not a kid now,
Don't need your sympathy
Because some girl ran off with my bro'.
Where they've gone, I don't know.
Anywhere the Hawk goes, doesn't really matter to me,
To me.
(Juhani hides in the grove after her fight with Quatra.)
JUHANI
Master, just struck you down
Used my saber with such hate,
I regret -- but it's too late.
Master, I had done so well
And now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Master, oooooh,
Didn't mean for you to die
I won't be back again this time tomorrow.
Carry on, carry on
'Cause I've fallen to the Dark Side.
(Jagi challenges Canderous to a duel.)
CANDEROUS
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody - I've got to go,
Gotta fight that guy to prove I'm not afraid.
Jagi, oooooh,
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish you'd never come back at all.
(They are captured by the Leviathan.)
CARTH
I see a huge enormous monster of a ship
Saul Karath's, Saul Karath's, it's a Sith Interdictor!
ALL
Force attacks and lightning, very very frightening me!
BASTILA/CARTH
Must distract them (Who'll distract them?)
Must distract them (Who'll distract them?)
Mission, Jolee, Canderous, T3-M4?
(Carth, Revan and Bastila are tortured by Saul.)
REVAN
I'm just a Jedi, what do you want with me?
CARTH/BASTILA
He's just a Jedi, from the Academy!
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
REVAN
We won't tell what we know. You must let us go!
SAUL
Not likely. No, I will not let you go!
ALL
Let us go!
SAUL
Not likely. I will not let you go!
ALL
Let us go!
SAUL
Not likely. I will not let you go!
ALL
Let us go!
SAUL
Will not let you go!
ALL
Let us go!
SAUL
Will not let you go!
ALL
LET US GOOOOOOO!
SAUL
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
BASTILA
I hope they're coming, hope they're coming, hope they come to free us soon!
REVAN
For Darth Malak has a terrible surprise for me, for meeee, for MEEEEEE!
(They escape and run into Malak.)
REVAN
So you thought you would fire on my ship in the sky?
So you thought you'd betray me and leave me to die?
Oh Malak, can't do this to me Malak,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here!
(Carth and Revan flee the Leviathan while Bastila fights Malak.)
(Later, Revan faces Bastila on top of the Temple.)
DS BASTILA
Power's all that matters,
Anyone can see
Power's all that matters,
Power's all that matters to me.
Anywhere the Hawk goes...

Okay, I didn't think anyone could make my favorite song better, but you managed! Best. Song. Parody. Ever. You rock!
Oh. mi. gawsh. 0_0..... i love it! it flows, and there aren't any spots where it sounds cheesy. You, Helena L, ARE A GENEOUS! lolz.
Maybe my memory's playing with me, what with having been up all night and all; but I seem to recall my Kotorian Bohemian Rhapsody being rejected because... well, dammit, I can't remember. Some reason other than it sucked.
I remember my version said 'Force Choking and Lightning' which I think is the only improvement I could make on this. Bravo.
That is just brilliant!
Rock on!...this was great :)
Great, really great *__*
heh heh heh... i so love this.
Haha, awesome. :D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Awesome
You have just taken my FAVORITE song in the WORLD and made it 10 times funnier! Good job!
I like it. Can you do it with others?
You have combined two of my great loves: Queen and KotOR. Nice work.
Oooooohh!!! That is freakin' hilarious! Ah, I can't breathe!
REVAN I'm just a Jedi, what do you want with me?
CARTH/BASTILA
He's just a Jedi, from the Academy!
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
I love that part for some reason! I can totally see that!